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Monday, February 14, 2005

"Boy, you know what?" Lan asked. "I wish porns had less "porny" sounding names."

"Hm," I said.

"Like you see a file or a DVD--Butt Cream--there can only be one possibility."

"Yeah, that's true," I said. "But I can't think of any good alternatives."

"They should have literary titles!"

"That'd be good," I said.

"Like Entry Through The Rear."

Pause.

"Wait. That still sounds porny."

"A Midsummer Night's Blowbang," I suggested.

Lan corrected me. "Chris, you're falling into the same trap as I am. How about like iPod Promotional Commercial Cumfest?"

"Ah, but maybe the file or video rental charge would just print Midsummer Nights. . . and no one would be the wiser."

"Well, maybe it's for the best that they're named that way," he concluded.

There lies about forty seconds of time in which we did not solve the dilemma of porns having names that are excessively "porny".

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