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Saturday, February 12, 2005

"I had this safe back in Auckland," my boss said. "I got it from a safe wholesaler who was going out of business. It cost me $250.00"

"That's a pretty good deal," I said.

"The week after I got it, I had to get it serviced. The repairman came in, took one look at the safe, and he asked me how much I paid for it. I told him I paid $250.00. Do you know what he said to me next?"

"What?"

"That safe is worth $8,000.00."

"Incredible," I said.

"You bet it was."

"So what'd you do, sell the safe for $8,000.00?"

"No, I kept it."

"So what you really had was a $250.00 safe and a story."

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