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Monday, February 14, 2005

"Take this advice Chris," my cousin told me. "Sleep with as many girls as you can before you're thirty, and then settle down with a good woman. That way you can always have those memories, and you'll be less tempted to stray when you get married--you'll know the consequences by that time."

I considered his advice as he took a bite of turkey.

"Oh--and always make sure you wear a condom."

I'm still trying to decide whether this is advice that's worth taking. I mean, it doesn't feel nearly as good with a condom on.


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