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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

From the New York Times:
In a finding that is likely to intensify the debate over what to teach students about the origins of life, a poll released yesterday found that nearly two-thirds of Americans say that creationism should be taught alongside evolution in public schools.

The poll found that 42 percent of respondents held strict creationist views, agreeing that "living things have existed in their present form since the beginning of time."
In an unrelated story, a different poll found that 42% of Americans are complete fucking retards.

4 Comments:

Blogger lil' ticket said...

Chris,

I'm glad you're finally taking a tip from Thomas. He recommends talking about intelligent design and HE gets dozens of comments, you know.
And I'm sleeping with him. I like how he screams out un-funny Seinfeld references in bed.

5:12 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

oh man, and remember that one episode where george was trying to eat, watch tv, AND have sex at the same time? he called it "the trifecta!" it was great.

6:13 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

also, as i think we can all agree, strict creationism is on the tard side, and i say this as a strict catholic.

but.

i say we teach strict creationism anyway, and also teach super strict morality. because people are dumb, and teaching them evolution won't help them not steal your credit card number when they ring up your bill at the outback steakhouse or where ever the hell they work... but maybe the thought of a terrifying zappin' god would.

we need them terrified. terrified and effecient.

the smart ones will figure out the truth for themselves.

back in the early 1900s we had no evolution in the schools and no credit card theft. nowadays: evolution and credit card theft.

and if you think that's just coincidence, then i'm a monkey's nephew.

6:21 PM  
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