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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

This morning while I was lying in bed, semi-conscious, I made up the following joke. I have a tendency to subconsciously steal jokes from other places, but I'm pretty sure this one is all mine:
A guy walked into a bar with a sad look on his face.

"What's wrong?" asked the bartender.

"I've got a problem," the guy replied. "I woke up one morning some time ago with a naked girl in my bed. Four years later, we're still happily together."

"Well I don't see anything wrong with that," said the bartender.

"Did I say naked girl? I meant Osama bin Laden."

The bartender retrieved his shotgun from under the bar. "Get outta my bar, you terrorist."