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Thursday, December 22, 2005

I was grocery shopping the othe day when I was approached by Santa Claus. He walked past me, waved, and suddenly stopped. He started talking and waving his arms around.

"Huh?" I asked, taking off my headphones.

"Is that an iPod?" he repeated. I could tell that he had a real beard.

"Oh, yes it is," I answered.

"My son really wants one of those," he said.

"Your son?" I asked, "Santa Claus Junior?"

"Ha ha," he laughed, "How much do they go for?"

"They're free for Santa, right? You just get the elves to make them."

"Seriously."

"This one was $400."

"Jesus."

"I know."

"Well, merry Christmas."

"You too."

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