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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

"Do you prefer to date younger girls?" LK asked me.

"Sure," I said. "Who doesn't?"

"Why do you think that is?"

"Because they're hotter."

"I think it's because they're good for stroking your--"

"Cock?" I asked.

"I was going to say 'ego.' "


Blogger Cibbuano said...

I think part of the reason we like younger girls is that women's expectations grow exponentially with time.

Girls my age need a boyfriend that can take them to Europe for a romantic dinner, read poetry, beat all other men at soccer, play guitar and sing, go camping, dance all night, make love all night, cook like a 5-star chef, talk about Woody Allen films, have discerning taste in Scotch, dicuss their feelings, get tickets to Canadiens games, drive a nice car, sail a boat and have a good family.

It's so much easier to just go out with a young girl, take her for a coffee and a slice of cheesecake in a hip cafe, and watch her melt.

6:43 PM  
Blogger Christopher Zane said...

The nail has been hit on the head.

Mmm . . . melty cheesecake.

9:38 PM  

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