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Friday, January 20, 2006

From Sydney Pollack's Tootsie:
(MICHAEL just gave his longtime friend SANDY a box of chocolates he was given by another man while dressed as his female alter-ego, Dorothy.)

SANDY: (After reading the note attached.) This isn't even for me! This is another girl's candy!

MICHAEL: I wouldn't give you another girl's candy, I swear!

SANDY: Well then whose is it?

MICHAEL: It's mine.

SANDY: A guy named Les is sending you candy?

MICHAEL: Yes. He's a friend of mine. He can't eat candy; he's diabetic!

SANDY: (Confused) Why is he thanking you for a lovely night in front of the fire?

MICHAEL: (Pauses) My mind's a blank.

SANDY: (Suspicious) Michael . . . are you gay?

MICHAEL: (Serious.) In what sense?

3 Comments:

Blogger Ben said...

Wait... Why were you watching Tootsie in the first place?

9:31 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

Zane? Are you gay? In the lack-of-blogging sense?

12:03 PM  
Blogger Christopher Zane said...

Tootsie is a pretty good movie, and a trailblazer, as far as "guy-dressing-as-a-woman" comedies go.

6:03 PM  

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