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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

"I think part of the reason we like younger girls is that women's expectations grow exponentially with time," Cibby said.

"It's true," said my sister.

"Yeah," I agreed. "And when they're in their mid-twenties they're only a little past their prime, so they still have bargaining power."

"But there are a lot of hot 30-year-olds," my sister scoffed.

"Yeah--but they're not as hot as they were when they were 19," I told her.

"Nah, some people get better-looking as they get older."

"Yeah, they do. Some men."

Meg said she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas may have detatched.


Blogger Cibbuano said...

That theory needs to be supplemented.

Girls my age (27) have expectations that can only be met at the intersection of infinity and minus infinity. Hence, they are never satisfied with their boyfriends.

Girls just a little older, say 29, will realize that the men they want exist only in movies and paperback novels, so they'll 'settle'. This 'settlement' phase is usually accompanied by mind-searing fear of being alone when they are 30, so the first available guy that waddles along usually gets hooked.

I'm sure 'love' factors in there somewhere, but if you ask me, 'love' is a diversionary way of saying 'this is what I'm stuck with'.

10:57 PM  
Blogger Andiar said...

"Love" to me means: This is reasonable. This is good, or at least not terrible. Once girls understand that it's not this big production like the movies, then progress can be made.

2:27 AM  
Blogger Madge DoRightly said...

It's that whole definition of being in love and loving someone.
Loving someone happily is reasonable and can last for long periods of time. Being flush faced in love means you've probably just met someone hot and you haven't let their flaws sink in yet.
Cibby's theory about women is right on a broad scale; I think it's also worth considering that most men will accept whatever booty comes their way and neglect to think about the consequences. If a guy thinks he can have buddy-sex relationship with a 17-22 year old girl and she's not going to go crazy when she finds out you're sleeping with other people then he's not thinking hard enough. Or he doesn't care, which is just as likely.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Cibbuano said...


I totally agree with your sentiment about men. We will turn our heads at the slightest provocation, and if left to make decisions on our own, will sleep with girls that we really shouldn't be sleeping with.

That's why having friends that are girls is crucial to being a man of discerning taste. Example:

A girl walks by. Cibby rubbernecks so fast, his head makes a 'Zwing!' sound.

Cibby's friend, Emelie, tsk-tsks. 'Cibby, that girl wasn't pretty.'

'Uh, no, I know. But what a great pair of legs!'

'No, they weren't.'

'Eyes?' 'No.' 'Chest?' 'No.' 'Hair?' 'No.'

'Still, I'd do her.'

'Yes, you would, but you're not going to, right? Now, buy me a gelato.'

6:54 PM  

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