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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

"That girl you were with the other night was pretty cute," TT told me.

"I'm not so bad myself," I said.


Blogger Cibbuano said...

It's a hog-eat-hog world; you gotta compliment yourself.

Sometimes, just telling a girl that you're a looker will throw them off. They'll think 'Whoa! Is he?' and maybe fall for your wily wiles.

6:40 PM  
Blogger Andiar said...

The trick with girls is to not give a fuck and shoot from the hip at all times. "I'm great." "She's fat" "You're average taste in music is actually above average because you're a girl." And so on. Until you find the right moment when you tell a fake story to make yourself look caring and sensitive. It's all gravy after that.

12:18 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Hot Indian Girl, after insisting that she pay for the movie at Blockbuster: "Wow, you're a cheap date!"

Me: "And I'm easy too!"

Cashier guy: "Dammit I hate my life and my fat non-hot non-Indian girlfriend."

2:16 AM  
Blogger Madge DoRightly said...

The trick with guys is to not give a fuck and shoot from the hip at all times. "I'm really hot" "I'm smart, but not TOO smart" "Your taste in music is Dave Matthews and Django Walker, but I'll overlook that since your so nice and un-shitty"

2:25 AM  

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