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Monday, February 20, 2006

Two Conversations About One Thing

"I think I'm going to be a virgin until I'm married," I told a co-worker.

"But--you're not even a virgin now," she said.

"Iknow; I'm going to re-wrap my gift!"



"Have you heard about that hymen reconstruction surgery?" I asked.

"Yeah, I heard about that!" TT exclaimed. "Who the hell does that?"

"The betrothed. So they can get a better dowry."

"That's so stupid; it's just a little flap of skin. It can break in so many ways: riding a bike, falling down--"

"Or if a guy fingers the shit out of you."


Blogger Cibbuano said...

Most of us are so ecstatic to have our fingers in an orifice that is not our own, that we can't help but poke around.

Myself, I should have shown some restraint, but I was to busy pretending to know what I was doing.

Then it was all 'Oh, shit! What was that!'

5:43 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

Just like a lot of chicks get confused by the "blow" part of "blowjob", a lot of dudes get confused by the "bang" part of "fingerbang".

Take it easy, Cib.

12:25 AM  
Blogger Cibbuano said...

Well, you know how it is. You've got your hand in the shape of a gun and you're making the BANG! BANG! noises. It's easy to go full throttle without any warning.

Zane, you should become a virgin again, then lose it, then sleep around. YOu can be a born-again Skank!

7:20 PM  

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