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Sunday, February 19, 2006

WORST PICKUP LINES I'VE ACTUALLY HEARD BEING USED

- "So, you want some wine?"

- "I hear this wine is really good; you should try it."

- "You should take some shots."

- "So, how long have you lived here?"

- "Do you miss home?"

- "I love Ween. Don't you?"

- "No, I said Ween, not weed. But I sure would love to smoke out right now. Wouldn't you?"

3 Comments:

Blogger Ben said...

Me, at the grocery store about three years ago: "Hi, ah... My, my friends, well, they're in town and they were wanting to party, and, well, would you like to par.. ty... God kill me now."

3:35 AM  
Blogger Cibbuano said...

Zane, were all those lines used sequentially?

And by you? Sequentially?

This chubby Newfoundlander wanted to hook up with a cute American chick, so his plan was 'Whoa, I'm so drunk, let's crash at your place...'

Her drunken reply 'Go ahead, here are the keys. I'm staying with this guy tonight'

5:52 PM  
Blogger Christopher Zane said...

See here for more details!

7:49 PM  

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