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Sunday, February 12, 2006

"Yo, you ever shot anybody before?" he asked me. He was holding something behind his back. He had a wild look in his eyes.

"Naw, mister," I replied. "I ain't never seen a gun before."

"Well then peep this." He pulled out a big, scary-looking shotgun out from behind him.

"If you wanna run with me, you gotta get yo hands dirty, y'know what I'm sayin'? Now you see that guy over there? Blast that muthafucka."

"But mister! That's Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin! He's been appointed to several state boards, including when then-Gov. George W. Bush named him to the Texas Funeral Service Commission! I can't cap him!"

"Do it," he said. "Unless yous a bitch."

"A brutha can go to jail for that shit. I ain't doin' nothin'," I said.

"Fine, you little ho," he said gruffly, grabbing the gun. "I'll do it."

Then he shot.

4 Comments:

Blogger Cibbuano said...

Damn, I just posted nearly the same witty Cheney/Diablo short on my site.

I thought I was being witty.

Instead, I find I'm just replicating someone else.

Damn you, Zane!

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Blogger Blight said...

Hey don't worry about it. Dick Cheney, Cheney, and Shot are probably all in the top 10 of the top blog tags right now anyway.

Check Technorati if you ever wonder what you should be witty writing about next.

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