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Monday, March 13, 2006

"Man, when I start my rap career, my name's gonna be Wiley Wiggins."

"Chris, you can't have that name, it's already somebody else's name."

"Yeah, I know. It's the name of the guy I just waited on. I saw his credit card and decided to steal his name for one of my aliases. I'll be Christopher Zane A.K.A. Wiley Wiggins A.K.A. Peter Paparazzi A.K.A. Inspektah Chef."

"No--Wiley Wiggins is already somebody famous."

"I waited on a famous guy?"

"He was in some movie . . . oh yeah! He was the main guy in Waking Life! And he was in Dazed and Confused!"

"Well whattayaknow."