At Best Buy yesterday with my male friend GG, I ran into a former co-worker. We caught up for a few minutes, and I introduced GG.
"So are you seeing anyone right now?" the FCW asked me after telling me all about her boyfriend.
HA and I met in my recent writing class, the same place GG and I met. So I started the story, "GG and I met in a class I took last semester . . . "
Her eyes kind of bugged out, and I realized what it sounded like I was saying.
"Wait--GG and I aren't seeing each other, I'm just saying that I met him the same place I met the girl I'm seeing."
"Oh, ha ha," the FCW laughed weirdly.
"Ha ha," laughed GG.
"Ha ha."
Later when she found me getting a blowjob from the bearded DVD-section manager in the TV on DVD section, I found things a little tougher to explain.
"So are you seeing anyone right now?" the FCW asked me after telling me all about her boyfriend.
HA and I met in my recent writing class, the same place GG and I met. So I started the story, "GG and I met in a class I took last semester . . . "
Her eyes kind of bugged out, and I realized what it sounded like I was saying.
"Wait--GG and I aren't seeing each other, I'm just saying that I met him the same place I met the girl I'm seeing."
"Oh, ha ha," the FCW laughed weirdly.
"Ha ha," laughed GG.
"Ha ha."
Later when she found me getting a blowjob from the bearded DVD-section manager in the TV on DVD section, I found things a little tougher to explain.
posted by Christopher Zane at 10:57 AM
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"Hey, that's us there on the big screen, hey! Haha!"
People always do crazy stuff when you put a camera on them. I like to make crazy faces.
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