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Friday, July 28, 2006

Ways to break up with someone and their acronyms

GOMP: Get off my property

DTTM: Don't talk to me

IAG: I am gay

BIH: Beat it, ho

WMCDHWHSO: What's my cousin doing here with his shirt off

3 Comments:

Blogger Lan D. Ho! said...

I Lik You: CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
LanDHo12: LOOK
LanDHo12: I informed Chris
I Lik You: "Hi,

I am creating a birthday calendar of all my friends and family. Can you please
click on the link below to enter your birthday for me.

http://www.birthdayalarm.com/bd1/71635852a502598210b1200025096c939815533d1720

Thanks,
Jennifer"
LanDHo12: AND HE JACKED US LOL
LanDHo12: "Ways to break up with someone and their acronyms
GOMP: Get off my property

DTTM: Don't talk to me

IAG: I am gay

BIH: Beat it, ho

WMCDHWHSO: What's my cousin doing here with his shirt off"
I Lik You: "I did send out a automated message to all my 'friends'. But, that being said, I would like to know how your doing and whats happening in your life. I've wondered what happened to you for a couple of years. But you know how these things are, you remember events with a certain clarity and perception after a number of years. I think I've gotten far enough away from you to want to know you again. So if you want to reply, do.
- Jenn"


"From: 'Dan Theman'
To: themulejennifer@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Calendar
Date: Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:38:20 -0500

Please tell me you didn't just send this to everyone on your email contacts and actually specifically chose to ask me my birthday so you can call me and buy me gifts.
Ha Ha, Dan"
LanDHo12: LOL@COINCIDENTAL POSTINGS
I Lik You: DOUBLETRUE
LanDHo12: DID YOU TELL HER "GOMP"?
LanDHo12: I HOPE YOU DID
LanDHo12: I HOPE YOU DID TELL HER "GOMP."
I Lik You: Should I just reply with GOMP?
I Lik You: hahaha
LanDHo12: I literally barked aloud with wild, raucous laughter.
I Lik You: This means nothing: "But you know how these things are, you remember events with a certain clarity and perception after a number of years."
I Lik You: AND THIS
LanDHo12: "From: 'Dan Theman'
To: themulejennifer@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Calendar
Date: Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:38:20 -0500

GOMP."
I Lik You: THIS IS PRETTY UPPITY: "I think I've gotten far enough away from you to want to know you again."
I Lik You: ololololl
I Lik You: "From: 'Dan Theman'
To: themulejennifer@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Calendar
Date: Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:38:20 -0500

GOMP. DTTM, Dan"
LanDHo12: LOL;SDFHKB;DFMNJ
I Lik You: hahahahahaha
LanDHo12: I HAD TO REFRAIN MYSELF
LanDHo12: FROM SMASHING MY KEYBOARD WITH MY HANDS/FISTS
I Lik You: ghfhafhdlalkfdhlkjdfjlkfdj akfldas
I Lik You: vlololololoiul
I Lik You: jgfl;

LanDHo12: IN WILD, DIONYSIAN JOY
I Lik You: I dumped a cooler of Gatorade on my own head.
LanDHo12: That could have been a $1,800 joke!

5:22 AM  
Blogger Cibbuano said...

I have no idea what's going on here...

8:48 PM  
Blogger Christopher Zane said...

Kind of an inside joke.

Lan had the idea of "GOMP and "DTTM" some time back with a friend of his named Dan. In the conversation, they both suggested using the phrases to get rid of a girl named Jennifer. Coincidentally, on the same day that I published this, Dan noted to Lan that he got an e-mail from Jen, who seemed interested in having contact with him again. Lan again suggested that he tell her "GOMP" or "DTTM" or both.

The bizarre coincidence and the memory of Jen (AKA "The Mule") nearly caused Lan to smash his computer in wild Dionysian joy.

8:59 PM  

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