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Monday, January 29, 2007

"What happened to your hair?" ES asked. "You've got some crazy Elvis thing going on. And why is it so cold in here?"

"Oh," I said, looking in the mirror. "It's because I leaned over to get the DVD out."

"That's why it's so cold in here?"

"Well, you know the old saying: ' 'Tis a wise man who leans over and makes the room cold.' "

"That's not a saying!"



Anonymous Sabrina said...

Or is it, "'Tis a great cowlick which maketh the nipples hard." Or maybe, "Tis the King who can crank up your AC." It's neverending and hilarious!

9:37 PM  

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