"This is the best-tasting candy necklace I've ever had!" ES said.
"I hear that some women wear candy thongs--like at bachelorette parties and stuff," a nebbish bystander said thoughtfully. "Although I guess you probably wouldn't actually eat them when they're done."
"You might," I said, "if it were a special occasion--like your anniversary or something."
The nebbish guy stood there a moment and thought about it for a minute, looking slightly disturbed. "To each his own, I guess."