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Sunday, May 06, 2007

This weekend I went to a party with ES where they had tons of various party favors. One type of trinket was a candy necklace.

"This is the best-tasting candy necklace I've ever had!" ES said.

"I hear that some women wear candy thongs--like at bachelorette parties and stuff," a nebbish bystander said thoughtfully. "Although I guess you probably wouldn't actually eat them when they're done."

"You might," I said, "if it were a special occasion--like your anniversary or something."

The nebbish guy stood there a moment and thought about it for a minute, looking slightly disturbed. "To each his own, I guess."


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