Conversation heard at the end of the night:
GUY 2, A CHUBBY AND EFFEMINATE GAY MAN: Hey, girl! What are you up to?Now that's sassy dialogue!
THAD, A SASSY BUT NOT EFFEMINATE GAY MAN: We just chillin'.
GUY 2: What's your name, girl?
THAD: (Thinks for a minute, obviously not interested) Santa Claus.
GUY 2: Ooh! Santa, I want something big for Christmas! (Cuddles up to Thad)
THAD: Well maybe you can sit on my lap. (Turns away)
GUY 2: (Walking away) Maybe I will. You sexy, girl. Get at me later!
THAD: (Sassily) Please.