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Thursday, October 18, 2007

My God those gays throw a good karaoke night (which is either officially or unofficially called "Queeraoke."

Conversation heard at the end of the night:

GUY 2, A CHUBBY AND EFFEMINATE GAY MAN: Hey, girl! What are you up to?

THAD, A SASSY BUT NOT EFFEMINATE GAY MAN: We just chillin'.

GUY 2: What's your name, girl?

THAD: (Thinks for a minute, obviously not interested) Santa Claus.

GUY 2: Ooh! Santa, I want something big for Christmas! (Cuddles up to Thad)

THAD: Well maybe you can sit on my lap. (Turns away)

GUY 2: (Walking away) Maybe I will. You sexy, girl. Get at me later!

THAD: (Sassily) Please.
Now that's sassy dialogue!

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