"I never work up front, because I can't deal with people. But the other day, I was restocking some Shakespeare, and this woman came up to me asked me if we had Macbeth. We do, so I showed it to her, pointing out that we had three different versions. Then she asked me if we had it as an audiobook. We do, but I had to tell her it was in another section. But here's the fucked up part: Then she asked me if we had anything read by the author."
"This is why I don't like working with the public. I almost yelled at her, but it was just too funny. The stupid thing is that like 20 minutes later, while I was still restocking the Shakespeare, another girl, college age, asked me what the best English translation of Taming of the Shrew was."
File that one under "Sounds Too Good To Be True," but it's still pretty funny.