"I know. I think I'm not going to watch the Academy Awards again this year in protest."
"You're like the guy who is against South by Southwest, and who decides to hold his own 'anti' South by Southwest in protest."
"Like in his living room with his friends?"
"Like in a coffee shop."
"I think I'll do that. Fuck Louis Black!"
"Anyway, the only time you ever watch the Academy Awards is when you're in a relationship."
"Well, that's true."