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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

To the confuzed bitches

Via Joey Honey:
Some girl was asking me advice about some guy who she likes. She said she couldn't tell if he was that into her or not, and that she was confused. I always tell confused people that they aren't actually confused, just willfully blind. "Don't be confused," I tell them.

To save myself time, now I tell them in picture form.

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Blogger Ben said...

Later on that same girl asked me advice about the same situation. I was at a loss. "Why did God even invent K-Fed if you're not going to learn from him?! Look into K-Fed's eyes, and you will find your answer."

Our joke went on for a long time, back and forth, until eventually we began to regard K-Fed as something of an idiot savant, a wise fool--the real K-Fed having been supplanted in my mind with my own conception of him.

Reality, when it finally came back to me, made me laugh out loud at myself. "Wait a minute," I thought to myself while scanning celeb magazines in the checkout line, "K-Fed is a BUFFOON!"

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