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Monday, June 16, 2008

My roommate is trying out for a reality show, which he will (in my opinion) almost certainly be asked to participate in. Our lives will never be the same.


Anonymous Cibbuano said...

It seems funny now, but you wait until he makes it on and runs out of 'funny stories' to tell. Then he'll just tell his most embarrassing moments, but with 'you won't believe what my roommate did' to preface.

He's be telling stories about how he played The Cracker Game and lost, but with your name.

Then your friends will stop calling. Girls will shun you.

You'll cry out 'it's not true, bwa ha ha!', but those young experimental women, with the heaving cleavage and the pert bottoms will just raise one eyebrow and say 'of course it's true, it's on TV, you idiot!'

7:57 PM  
Blogger Madge DoRightly said...

My God this is destiny

1:51 AM  

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