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Worst gift ever

A pretty funny article in the NY Times Magazine about the worst gift someone ever received, pictured below.

Bad news. The body spray that smells like a Whopper is sold out.

Someone saw this kid steal some money out of the tip jar at work.

Say what you will, but our president has great reflexes.

SOLVE THE MYSTERY

Last night at my house, a girl went to use the bathroom. After a few minutes, I started to wonder what she was doing.

"What is she doing in there?" I asked. "Is she doing blow?"

A few moments later, she came out of the bathroom, and the incident was briefly forgotten. Ten minutes after that, I went into the bathroom.

"That girl was NOT doing blow in the bathroom!" I declared.

HOW DID I KNOW THAT SHE WAS NOT DOING BLOW IN THE BATHROOM?

A) I searched the cabinets and confirmed that I have no suitable mirrors on which to do blow. Therefore she must not have been doing blow at all.

B) The bathroom smelled like poo, which I deduced to mean that she had been taking a poo in the bathroom rather than doing blow.

C) There was a syringe, a burnt spoon, a short length of rubber tubing, and a small spatter of blood on the floor, which I deduced to mean that the girl had been "riding the H-train" rather than doing blow.

D) I recalled that the girl had no nostrils, which would have prevented her from doing blow in the traditional way.

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