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Monday, December 29, 2008

Awesome gun phone

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Worst gift ever

A pretty funny article in the NY Times Magazine about the worst gift someone ever received, pictured below.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Someone saw this kid steal some money out of the tip jar at work.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Say what you will, but our president has great reflexes.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

SOLVE THE MYSTERY

Last night at my house, a girl went to use the bathroom. After a few minutes, I started to wonder what she was doing.

"What is she doing in there?" I asked. "Is she doing blow?"

A few moments later, she came out of the bathroom, and the incident was briefly forgotten. Ten minutes after that, I went into the bathroom.

"That girl was NOT doing blow in the bathroom!" I declared.

HOW DID I KNOW THAT SHE WAS NOT DOING BLOW IN THE BATHROOM?

A) I searched the cabinets and confirmed that I have no suitable mirrors on which to do blow. Therefore she must not have been doing blow at all.

B) The bathroom smelled like poo, which I deduced to mean that she had been taking a poo in the bathroom rather than doing blow.

C) There was a syringe, a burnt spoon, a short length of rubber tubing, and a small spatter of blood on the floor, which I deduced to mean that the girl had been "riding the H-train" rather than doing blow.

D) I recalled that the girl had no nostrils, which would have prevented her from doing blow in the traditional way.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

The best designed books of 2008 (according to one dude) are here.