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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Girls are never this hilarious

"How did you sleep?"

"Great. I slept like a rock."

"Weird, 'cause I slept like The Rock."

"Is that why you kept calling out 'Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?' in your sleep?"

"I guess so."

"I thought you were just dreaming about food or something."

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

I'm only 11 years late on this one

Omaha rapper Big Bear's 1998 album Doin Thangs:

Monday, February 02, 2009

Things to blog about:

- Columbia, South Carolina
- The Greek system at universities in the South
- Barbecue in Memphis
- Graceland
- Lady at Graceland who told the story about Elvis gave her one of his scarves
after a show in the '70s
- Lady who responded "No, thank you," to a television that was showing an
Elvis perform at the "Live from Hawaii Via Satellite" show.
- Truck stop in rural Tennessee that had graffiti soliciting anonymous gay sex written on the bathroom stall.